tommorow (3/17) my secret admirer might reveal herself to me.....
yeah...right
yeah...right
my neck hurts
a friend chewed me out for something tonight. I didn't deserve it.
that is all
that is all
The book Disney War by James B Stewart is absolutely amazing. I cannot put it down. I highly recommend everyone who breathes and has eyes or hands (yes, it must be available in braille too) read it.
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norritt:
that was funny dude 
bigblack81:
Don't even trip, playa. I got yo back, even if the rest of the group doesn't.
Thank for the kind words, kid.
Thank for the kind words, kid.
Hmm, I hate the area around USC. Bad people, bad drivers, scary mofos - it's all there.
Once on campus though, all the girls are hot. All of them.
All of them....
I have a zit on my forehead about 1/2 inch above my bridge and dead center. I feel like a hindu chick or whatever. It's annoying. My zits have certainly been interesting lately....
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Once on campus though, all the girls are hot. All of them.
All of them....
I have a zit on my forehead about 1/2 inch above my bridge and dead center. I feel like a hindu chick or whatever. It's annoying. My zits have certainly been interesting lately....
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WHO THE FUCK IS MY SECRET ADMIRER ALREADY?!??!!??! 
Boy did I make an ass of myself today:
The short version? I made the mistake of chatting with someone about how spectacular the tits of a lady-friend of mine had before confirming that i had indeed hung up my cellphone upon which I left a voicemail about said perfectly fantastic tits.
Did i mention that the phone I was calling belonged to this girl...
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The short version? I made the mistake of chatting with someone about how spectacular the tits of a lady-friend of mine had before confirming that i had indeed hung up my cellphone upon which I left a voicemail about said perfectly fantastic tits.
Did i mention that the phone I was calling belonged to this girl...
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my stupid fucking dad (who has had my car for a week) has been farting in my car and leaving the windows up.
I picked it up last night, opened the door and the smell almost knocked me over (no exaggeration). When I asked him he said "i thought you wouldn't notice."
What a fucking jackass...
Oh, and I got a sweet case for my...
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I picked it up last night, opened the door and the smell almost knocked me over (no exaggeration). When I asked him he said "i thought you wouldn't notice."
What a fucking jackass...
Oh, and I got a sweet case for my...
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So I asked a girl out today and she said yes!
And that means....
.......
....absolutely nothing is what that means. The real question is whether or not she stands me up which they always do, of course this time things are a little different though if that eventuality does come to pass. I have the upper hand this time, fuck yeah.
Nice thing was,...
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And that means....
.......
....absolutely nothing is what that means. The real question is whether or not she stands me up which they always do, of course this time things are a little different though if that eventuality does come to pass. I have the upper hand this time, fuck yeah.
Nice thing was,...
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went to an awesome club for our wrap party tonight. it was called the "day after club" i think. it's located right over the wax museum on hollywood blvd and it's not open to the public yet.
frickin' fantastic. didn't stay long, too tired, got an image in my head of the first set of tits i got to play with (they were fantastic real...
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frickin' fantastic. didn't stay long, too tired, got an image in my head of the first set of tits i got to play with (they were fantastic real...
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