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Oooh what a lovely monday morning! I love mondays. First day back at work. People think i'm utterly nuts, but then again, what is nuts? I've almost finished revamping my office. I just hafta wait for the dudes to come to install new shelves for me. I think i finally have an efficient layout for my three computers.

Yes...three...

And I don't even work in...
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What happened to our rain? We were supposed to get rain weren't we? Rain means snow.

Snow means snowboarding.

Snowboarding means trips to the mountains.

Trips to the mountains means fun watching stupid asian girls ogle their boyfriends drinking beer out on the patio and doing nothing when they could be getting better at snowboarding, but instead keeping their skill level effectively low enough so...
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mallory:
they really have to pay me for two weeks? i think if i told my boss that she would laugh at me..
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So I just heard Ol' Dirty Bastard died today. Just when i thought there was no one who could possibly have a really bad fucking Saturday like me, someone outdoes me.

Goddamnit....

I'm actually doing pretty well today. I actually had lunch with another human being, and it wasn't work related.

Amazing...I know. You can collect on those bets now...or pay up as the case...
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I want to go on a date...

why couldn't I want something more reasonable? like a 6th finger or the ability to fly or a 7 figure income....
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I got my first industry "thank-you" gift the other day! smile It was a huge bottle of some special french beer or something. What a bummer that i don't drink.

I got invited to an American Music Awards afterparty...should I go? Shouldn't I? What's it gonna be?
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I'm sick....

damn....

and i feel fat....well, i have let myself go and i haven't gone to the gym in awhile.

damn again....

and i still feel fat after writing that last sentence....and sick too.

Aren't you supposed to feel better after you get stuff off your chest? I never used to catch colds. I mean NEVER. I guess that's what happens when you finally...
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smoocheiz:
Hey thanks for your advice. You might be single, but I bet you're not pathetic. biggrin
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Bush won?




We're fucked....

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I figured out how to do OCR today. Fuck yeah. Noone told me to or asked me to, i just did it. I become more indispensible by the week. It should certainly help streamline things.

My dad lost my mom's digital camera by leaving his rental car unlocked on a vacation my parents took to San Fran. Good going ya stupid fuck...i got her that...
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so I went to a halloween party 2nite where the only person I knew was the girl who invited me and, of course, she knew everyone else and everyone else knew each other.

I found myself so utterly fucking depressed @ this party that I left after an hour...didn't even bother saying goodbye, not that anyone cared.
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I saw her today. I'm pretty sure she saw me. What the fuck am i talking about? Of course she saw me. It's all there is. That occasional glimpse. Knowing what a profoundly mean and rude person she is, and yet, that that she's one of the most beautiful girls i've ever seen in my life doesn't help the situation much. But i've done everything...
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Well, I cast my vote today (via absentee ballot), and I have to say, it felt good. I felt a genuine sense of relief at that. Please people (and suicide girls too), go out and vote!

To quote AD ROCK: "vote for bush, I don't care. But as long as we all vote, as long as we ALL vote....at least we'll know what happened"

It's...
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I got an Aeron Chair today. I'm not gonna tell you HOW I got an Aeron chair....just that I got one. My ass AND my back AND my legs AND my arms AND my neck feel amazing already.

I forgot my dad's birthday last weekend. He kinda had it coming one day though.

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little Boy...
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