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Wow! I have not been in to update my journal for some time. Unfortunately, the cave trolls were quite the intelligent captors and escape seemed impossible. This was until just the other day when two of the trolls got into an argument about Marilyn Mansons cover of Depeche Modes Personal Jesus. The larger troll thought that it was a fairly good song and a good treatment of the original. The smaller but more cunning troll felt that it was terrible and said that all he did was repeat the chorus. Then he went on some rant about how Marilyn's good songs are all covers and he and P. Diddy can rot in hell for all of their rip offs. The larger troll wanting to stay on the first argument maintained that in Personal Jesus Manson left untouched the majority if not all of the lyrics. They proceeded to banter about this issue for several minuets upon which time I realized that I still had my i-Pod in my backpack. Hey, fuckers, I have that song on my i-Pod if you want to listen to it. I had cunningly realized that they could not operate the touch sensitive wheel, for their hands were to big. They opened the door to my cage to let me play the song. Using my inherent demon strength and the Ninjitsu, Akido, and Kung-Fu I had learned as a child I combat rolled out of their reach. I dove for the table where they had left my demonic, ancestral, hand and a half, sword. I prayed for my fallen lineage to imbue me with the strength to defeat my foes and lunged forward slashing the smaller troll across his abdomen and settling the blade through the skull of the larger troll and into the wall behind him. Before the smaller troll could recover from his wound I double front kicked him onto his back at which point I stepped over him and broke his neck with a press of my foot. Needless to say, I grabbed my gear and ran the fuck out of that place before the other trolls caught wind of what happened.