At your funeral
Things will be different
I will feel so good
I'll pass out cigars
Bring a big ol' cake
And a keg, yes!
I can hardly, I can hardly wait
Until they read your eulogy.
Ha ha ha! at your family
"Lets be honest guys", I'll say
"Better late then never"
There were lines I didn't wanna cross
There were times spent sick...
Read More
Things will be different
I will feel so good
I'll pass out cigars
Bring a big ol' cake
And a keg, yes!
I can hardly, I can hardly wait
Until they read your eulogy.
Ha ha ha! at your family
"Lets be honest guys", I'll say
"Better late then never"
There were lines I didn't wanna cross
There were times spent sick...
Read More
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
HOLY SHIT!!!
And Jameson & Sprite is like an orgasm in your mouth!! Without the messy clean up afterwards..
VIEW 25 of 50 COMMENTS
voodou:
damn you! enough of teh boobies! hehehe
brightredscream:
I'm usually pretty much in the dark anyway as well 
People joke that I'm a vampire or "uber goth" (haha) because of that...
I wish I could have candles all over the place...maybe I should start doing that again!
People joke that I'm a vampire or "uber goth" (haha) because of that...
I wish I could have candles all over the place...maybe I should start doing that again!
VIEW 25 of 34 COMMENTS
rexall:
thank you very much. tis appreciated.
rexall:
hugs make me happy. and i definitely need them right now.
How many times have I noticed that our eyes hardly ever meet?
From your judgment seat I can feel the anger for my very being.
Fill me in on when you became such a big part of my life
that I should bother with all your lies designed to bring me down.
Wrong again. Don't depend on any reaction again.
I remember the icy walls...
Read More
From your judgment seat I can feel the anger for my very being.
Fill me in on when you became such a big part of my life
that I should bother with all your lies designed to bring me down.
Wrong again. Don't depend on any reaction again.
I remember the icy walls...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
dizzel86:
awww hahaha well i'm envious of you. alone or not haha
miyo:
he hasn't drunk out of the toilet....yet! hehe
VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
drusylla:
Well, the woman that lives with Dickhead is just about as unattractive as he is.
To top it off, she's a bit of an exhibitionist.
One night John and the kids and I were leaving to go somewhere. She had her bedroom window wide open. And she stood in front of her window (our car was right in front of said window) and proceeded to lift her shirt ALL the way up past her bra over and over
To top it off, she's a bit of an exhibitionist.
One night John and the kids and I were leaving to go somewhere. She had her bedroom window wide open. And she stood in front of her window (our car was right in front of said window) and proceeded to lift her shirt ALL the way up past her bra over and over
rourke:
I did, and thank you, it is.. it's finally back to a normal size lol
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
brawl:
I was pretty hammered for the 4.5 hours, not sure I would have put myself through it sober
rourke:
I know! 
Actually my hips were the WORST!
Actually my hips were the WORST!VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
toothpickmoe:
And so it goes.
dizzel86:
aww i'm sorry, those suck..i'm still not over my storm yet..its ganna be a long while. Mexico was pretty awesome. It was rainy & chilly. I was very glad to see some of my family again. How are things going with you?
Blah..... It's how I feel... Funks sucks..
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
toothpickmoe:
Indeed. At least funks pass.
rourke:
Thank you so much! 
VIEW 25 of 36 COMMENTS
dizzel86:
hahaha awww that is so adorable! 
lol i wish i had someone younger to look after, like a sibling or nephew.
lol i wish i had someone younger to look after, like a sibling or nephew.
dizzel86:
i've been good.
work has been good as well but it has come with a lot of pain in my ass.
next week they only have me working 1 day..its bullshit.
so i'm calling my manager & yelling at her for the injustice.
i'm heading to mexico tomorrow, it should be loads of fun.
I love traveling.
work has been good as well but it has come with a lot of pain in my ass.
next week they only have me working 1 day..its bullshit.
so i'm calling my manager & yelling at her for the injustice.
i'm heading to mexico tomorrow, it should be loads of fun.
I love traveling.
So I'm feeling better.. Sinus infection is gone, despite my deviated septum, and me having a hard time breathing out of my nose all the time, I feel better..
I got summoned for jury duty last week!! Luckily, I am able to get out of it thanks to my bi polar manic depressive/ anxiety "medical condition".. And the city I have to go to isn't...
Read More
I got summoned for jury duty last week!! Luckily, I am able to get out of it thanks to my bi polar manic depressive/ anxiety "medical condition".. And the city I have to go to isn't...
Read More
VIEW 25 of 78 COMMENTS
toothpickmoe:
It can be real in our minds.
P.S. Don't hassle the Hoff!!!! Hi-larious!