well... I went to an 80's party last night... and in the process of helping my friend Melissa whip another friend Joe with a double ended, flacid purple dildo I tore my ACL (Anterior Cruciate Ligament)... I fucked up my Knee good... I found myself being examined by a doctor who was able to completely disreguard the fact that I was dressed like a 1980's...
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beyondbitter:
My robot arm would kick all ya'lls butts on the skateboard. And I'd be along for the ride... I never could control that thing! the ROBOT ARM, that is!
ureekbadly:
Hell, you couldn't even control that purple dildo for christs sake