beyondbitter

well... I went to an 80's party last night... and in the process of helping my friend Melissa whip another friend Joe with a double ended, flacid purple dildo I tore my ACL (Anterior Cruciate Ligament)... I fucked up my Knee good... I found myself being examined by a doctor who was able to completely disreguard the fact that I was dressed like a 1980's (Like a Virgin era) Madonna wannabe... It takes ALOT to make me cry(from physical pain) I have been told my Doctors that I have an unusually high tolerance for pain but I found myself on my kitchen floor tonight after my radio show ( I do a 2 hour punk show) in tears wishing I could just cut my fucking leg off at the knee. I am supposed to work tomorrow but I dont know how I am going to pull that off... I am supposed to be OFF my knee for 4 days... but my job requires me to be ON my feet for 8 hours or more a day. This is the 2nd injury I have had in like uh 3 months... GUH! Im starting to think I must have done something really bad to somebody and NOT known about it... Karma is killin me!... or is it?


And Oh My God... I have a 9 month old Pitbull... she was so upset by me sitting on the floor crying...she didnt know what to do... she tried giving me hugs and kisses but of-course I wansnt having any of that... so she sat down next to me put her head down and howled... LITTERALLY!! Poor thing! I love my puppy... and I guess she loves me too!

Well... my dog loves me, the 80's Party was fun.. .but damn the dildo!!