In 2 days I go to Spain, where they don't have the 80% tax on cigarettes like the UK. I fully intend to smoke so much that my lungs become waterproofed, I'll be like a superhero, Aqua Man or something. Or Captain Lymphoma, if the health warnings are right. I'll take the first one.
No worries. I've got respect/pity for anyone stuck in a small town. Until recently, I was trapped in a seemingly endless march of them up and down I-95.
And try Turkish Silvers. They're amazing.