Okay I just need to rant about something for a minute. I recently read a facebook post where someone said something about a diva cup and the guy's response was "I dare not touch that vile thing". Keep in mind it was about seeing an unopened, boxed, unused diva cup translation, clean sterile plastic vaginal cup NEVER USED. First, this is not a personal attack against the individual, but about something that bothers me about our culture and A LOT of men.
First, there is NOTHING dirty about a woman's menstrual cycle, it is normal, natural and has been going on since the beginning of time.
Second, and I am sorry to say this guys if it makes you uncomfortable, if you think it's "vile" or disgusting or wrong, YOU HAVE NO MOTHER FUCKING BUSINESS GOING ANYWHERE NEAR ANY WOMAN'S VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grow the fuck up, or use your own fucking hand, because if you think it's vile, you don't deserve it. Period. You want a woman to go down on you, you want them to swallow, and you can't be comfortable with something that is as natural as the moon waxing and waning you have some serious maturity issues, and no woman should ever allow you anywhere near her holiest of holies. Fortunately for you there are enough women who are as uncomfortable with their bodies and their bodily functions as you are, so you may be able to slime your way into their pants, but it still doesn't mean you deserve it.
Okay that's enough for now, I could go on, but I think I got my point across
Carry on....
First, there is NOTHING dirty about a woman's menstrual cycle, it is normal, natural and has been going on since the beginning of time.
Second, and I am sorry to say this guys if it makes you uncomfortable, if you think it's "vile" or disgusting or wrong, YOU HAVE NO MOTHER FUCKING BUSINESS GOING ANYWHERE NEAR ANY WOMAN'S VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grow the fuck up, or use your own fucking hand, because if you think it's vile, you don't deserve it. Period. You want a woman to go down on you, you want them to swallow, and you can't be comfortable with something that is as natural as the moon waxing and waning you have some serious maturity issues, and no woman should ever allow you anywhere near her holiest of holies. Fortunately for you there are enough women who are as uncomfortable with their bodies and their bodily functions as you are, so you may be able to slime your way into their pants, but it still doesn't mean you deserve it.
Okay that's enough for now, I could go on, but I think I got my point across
Carry on....
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munke:
Bingo. Bungee cords are over-rated.
rayraythemanape:
Thanks for the luck. Now I gotta get book on writing script format.