bettybrown

I got called a trampy slut at the gas station at 6am this morning by a colorful little old lady and was told to find Jesus or my sinful life will lead me straight to Hell. Obviously she doesn't realize what being Catholic means....we sit in a little box, pour our hearts out about what we have done wrong lately, say a prayer or two....and BAM! our ticket to Heaven is renewed.

Today is going to be a great day....I can tell already. <3


(I still haven't figured out exactly why she singled me out and told me all of this...hmmmmmm.)