betterdays

Best attempt i ever made at poetry, & because i can never bring myself to say anything too schmaltzy, i littered it with not so subtle abuse...

I have to Fucking this
I bloody well adore you.
Ive felt this since the first time
I arsing turding saw you.
Youre really bastard stunning,
I twatting love your hair,
It bollockses my mind up
And makes me cocking swear.
My heart goes dickhead crazy,
Im farting hooked on you,
So when youre sodding near me,
The air turns titting blue.
Now hold my arsehole hand, dear.
I know that i'm a git,
But I'm your wanker,
And your my piece of shit.