I must get back to my male wife in Fable - he gave me chainmail gloves and he loves me and wants to have sex all the time.
My female guild wife will only have sex at night and never gives me anything.
I had a sex dream about one of my coworkers except it was only very loosely based on the real person whom I am not attracted to at all in real life and they had these awesome tattoos in hebrew and it was nice. But I wish work wouldn't seep into my dreams like that.
I just ordered dominos double melt pizza. sooooooo good badforme good. mmmmm.
My fingernail is never growing back.
I am about to get healthcare for the first time in like 2 years which is great but means I can't leave anytime soon.
Two weeks until BirthdayBahamas!
Pajamas! Enchiladas!
My female guild wife will only have sex at night and never gives me anything.
I had a sex dream about one of my coworkers except it was only very loosely based on the real person whom I am not attracted to at all in real life and they had these awesome tattoos in hebrew and it was nice. But I wish work wouldn't seep into my dreams like that.
I just ordered dominos double melt pizza. sooooooo good badforme good. mmmmm.
My fingernail is never growing back.
I am about to get healthcare for the first time in like 2 years which is great but means I can't leave anytime soon.
Two weeks until BirthdayBahamas!
Pajamas! Enchiladas!
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friedbanana:
I wish I had an XBox. That game looks fantastic. I do have Star Wars: Battlefront though. Yay for SW!!!
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marilynm:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY my snake rangiling lady. Ahh yes the times we had with those nasty critters. I do miss the times in the snake pit. Any way Its hard to forget your birthday since its the day before mine and all so I thought I would wish you a great 24th year. 