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There will be no installment in my The Two Most Crazy/Amazing Weeks of my Life story today as I am massively hungover. Thank You.
Also - present life update:
My best friend will be here in 9 hours I'm so excited I can't sleep!
I got scouted to be on ElimiDate when I was at a bar which is pretty funny. They didn't ask for my sexual orientation so maybe it was just for the straight version? I don't know - I mentioned that I've dated both genders in answers to some of the questions so they know just in case. My roomate and his girlfriend applied too and lied and said they were single. It would be really funny if any of us got on but I'm not holding my breath. They asked really odd questions too like "Are you a Daddy's Girl?" and "Is there any decade in particular that you are especially fond of?"
This one guy answered the questions all silly like he said his name was Fashizzle Jizzle Bizzle and his turn ons were "The Butt" and his turn offs were "Not touching The Butt" and his favourite decade was "1984" and other funnier stuff I can't remember. And they really liked him and wanted him to be on the show because they thought he was funny! But he didn't want to be so he gave them his friends number and a fake name.
Also I want to adopt every homeless domestic rat in America. I surf adoption listings and feel sad.
There will be no installment in my The Two Most Crazy/Amazing Weeks of my Life story today as I am massively hungover. Thank You.
Also - present life update:
My best friend will be here in 9 hours I'm so excited I can't sleep!
I got scouted to be on ElimiDate when I was at a bar which is pretty funny. They didn't ask for my sexual orientation so maybe it was just for the straight version? I don't know - I mentioned that I've dated both genders in answers to some of the questions so they know just in case. My roomate and his girlfriend applied too and lied and said they were single. It would be really funny if any of us got on but I'm not holding my breath. They asked really odd questions too like "Are you a Daddy's Girl?" and "Is there any decade in particular that you are especially fond of?"
This one guy answered the questions all silly like he said his name was Fashizzle Jizzle Bizzle and his turn ons were "The Butt" and his turn offs were "Not touching The Butt" and his favourite decade was "1984" and other funnier stuff I can't remember. And they really liked him and wanted him to be on the show because they thought he was funny! But he didn't want to be so he gave them his friends number and a fake name.
Also I want to adopt every homeless domestic rat in America. I surf adoption listings and feel sad.
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It's hella-stalkery.