Okay so this is the craziest/best story I have so here goes, its long but worth it - I promise:
So I was "taking a year off" school and my friend called me and said: "you should audition for the real world. I said cool but they had already come to ny and I didn't want to send in a video so I went to New Orleans because I wanted to anyway.
The plane lost my luggage and I met a girl at India House who lent me her clothes and makeup for the audition - she also told me about two guy friends of hers whom I shall call J. and P. and she said P. was punk.
I didn't make it on the real world even though I wore crazy spice girls shoes and talked about bisexuality and religion.
So that night I told some guy I'd go to a glam rock show with him.
But then a bunch of guys came to my door and asked if I wanted to go to a MONSTER TRUCK RALLY! Having never been I had to ditch the glam rock guy - oh and the other guy was J. and said the girl had told him all about me and I knew he wasn't P. because he wasn't punk.
So I got in a car with a bunch of guys I just met and they were passing around THUNDERBIRD and I said I'd only drink some if they didn't have herpes and they swore they didn't.
I think I will make this a multi-part story for easy digestion so - TO BE CONTINUED!
So I was "taking a year off" school and my friend called me and said: "you should audition for the real world. I said cool but they had already come to ny and I didn't want to send in a video so I went to New Orleans because I wanted to anyway.
The plane lost my luggage and I met a girl at India House who lent me her clothes and makeup for the audition - she also told me about two guy friends of hers whom I shall call J. and P. and she said P. was punk.
I didn't make it on the real world even though I wore crazy spice girls shoes and talked about bisexuality and religion.
So that night I told some guy I'd go to a glam rock show with him.
But then a bunch of guys came to my door and asked if I wanted to go to a MONSTER TRUCK RALLY! Having never been I had to ditch the glam rock guy - oh and the other guy was J. and said the girl had told him all about me and I knew he wasn't P. because he wasn't punk.
So I got in a car with a bunch of guys I just met and they were passing around THUNDERBIRD and I said I'd only drink some if they didn't have herpes and they swore they didn't.
I think I will make this a multi-part story for easy digestion so - TO BE CONTINUED!
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tuesday:
I can only imagine where this is going...New Orleans is my home town. Monster Truck Rally's at the Superdome, guys with Thunderbird...if they were locals I'd bet they had nipple rings and cheap tattoos. Most likely lying about the herpes too...
nopantsdave:
Dammit.....when will part two be up! 