betsyjane

Okay so this is the craziest/best story I have so here goes, its long but worth it - I promise:

So I was "taking a year off" school and my friend called me and said: "you should audition for the real world. I said cool but they had already come to ny and I didn't want to send in a video so I went to New Orleans because I wanted to anyway.
The plane lost my luggage and I met a girl at India House who lent me her clothes and makeup for the audition - she also told me about two guy friends of hers whom I shall call J. and P. and she said P. was punk.
I didn't make it on the real world even though I wore crazy spice girls shoes and talked about bisexuality and religion.
So that night I told some guy I'd go to a glam rock show with him.
But then a bunch of guys came to my door and asked if I wanted to go to a MONSTER TRUCK RALLY! Having never been I had to ditch the glam rock guy - oh and the other guy was J. and said the girl had told him all about me and I knew he wasn't P. because he wasn't punk.
So I got in a car with a bunch of guys I just met and they were passing around THUNDERBIRD and I said I'd only drink some if they didn't have herpes and they swore they didn't.

I think I will make this a multi-part story for easy digestion so - TO BE CONTINUED!