betrayal

I have a day off at last!!! There is new part time girl in my office and she is fucking shit. I tell her how to do stuff and she forgets in about a minute! It just pisses me off that I can't sit in my office reading magazines and listening to Converge because I have to look like I'm actually doing something!! Where is the fairness in that!! God damn, god damn.

I want to go to the cinema but it's the school holidays and going to the cinema in the school holidays is about as much fun as getting your eyes pecked out by vultures. And I want to see lots of films!

Later today I have to go to the estate agent to see if they have a new flat for me. I hope it's going to be an easy expedition. I hate moving. And I hate estate agents.

Everyone I know is breaking up with their significant other halves. Like people I thought were really stable. It is so sad. I bought my tattooist some lucky curly bamboo to make her smile. It is awesome stuff if you are sad like me and like plants. Curly bamboo sprouts roots and you can plant it in dirt and it will live up to 60 tears if you keep it really wet and out of the sun. And it is curly bamboo. Exciting stuff huh!

I still have a cold, I am coughing up thick flourescent yellow phleghem. It is disgusting. I swear I am actually dying. This could be my last written testiment!!