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Thursday Mar 24, 2005

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as i'm on the verge of finishing college i realize that college has afforded me exactly ZERO skills.

no crossbow skills
no nunchucks sikills...
GOSH!
all i got is plunging skills.
i can plunge a toilet like whoah.


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champagneofdudes:
speaking of like whoa, black rob has a new album coming out. dirty dirty south. yeah, M.I.A. makes me wanna shit on myself and then walk around and let it squish around in my pants.

okay, so that was gross. i'm really sorry. but thats what it makes me want to do. yeah, i went to college. now i work overnights at the virgin megastore and i'm not even full time. HOORAY FOR COLLEGE!!!!
Mar 24, 2005
bitchiekittie:
yeah, college doesn't teach you shit. lookit me, I'm not qualified to be a ninja OR a pirate.
Mar 26, 2005

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