I was lifting a box at work, and I was wearing boots with a stilleto heel on them, and I bent over instead of stooping down, and I PULLED A MUSCLE IN MY FUCKING BACK!!! 
I felt it rip from my tail bone aaaaalllllllll the way up to my shoulders, and my entire back is ON FIRE!!!
And I love how the doctor gave me painkillers, but the powers that be won't let me take them.
And I hope that one day, the entire world will be addicted so that I won't feel so bloody GUILTY!!
And I also hope that my heating pad doesn't burn me while I sleep, 'cause that would suck.
And while I'm hoping, I hope that I'm not always as dumb as I was when I lifted that stupid box, because that was pretty frikkin' dumb.
I felt it rip from my tail bone aaaaalllllllll the way up to my shoulders, and my entire back is ON FIRE!!!
And I love how the doctor gave me painkillers, but the powers that be won't let me take them.
And I hope that one day, the entire world will be addicted so that I won't feel so bloody GUILTY!!
And I also hope that my heating pad doesn't burn me while I sleep, 'cause that would suck.
And while I'm hoping, I hope that I'm not always as dumb as I was when I lifted that stupid box, because that was pretty frikkin' dumb.
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-Ash