2 car accidents in 3 days. neither one was my fault, but still... 
oh yah. and another rejection letter, only this time, it was a generic form letter, which i think is better. rejection form letters are funny. ahem! *cracks knuckles*:
Dear _______,
We would like to "personally" address the issue of your suckage. It seems to us that your level of suckage rates high on our You-Suck-O-Matic-Radar. Please make note of it and try not to suck again.
Thank you,
(stamped signature)
P.S. Enclosed is a subscription form to our magazine which you sucked too much to get published in. Please buy it and maybe you won't suck anymore, but we highly doubt it.
***
Yeah...if I ever become an editor of my OWN literary magazine, that's what my rejection letter will say.
oh yah. and another rejection letter, only this time, it was a generic form letter, which i think is better. rejection form letters are funny. ahem! *cracks knuckles*:
Dear _______,
We would like to "personally" address the issue of your suckage. It seems to us that your level of suckage rates high on our You-Suck-O-Matic-Radar. Please make note of it and try not to suck again.
Thank you,
(stamped signature)
P.S. Enclosed is a subscription form to our magazine which you sucked too much to get published in. Please buy it and maybe you won't suck anymore, but we highly doubt it.
***
Yeah...if I ever become an editor of my OWN literary magazine, that's what my rejection letter will say.
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*sulk*
Hang in there. We all get the big blow off from editors at times. Just don't take it personally, and keep plugging away.
Although fireworks seem to be used all year around these days.