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Inner workings of my disturbed mind - this week: What would happen if Martha Stewart, Snopp Dogg & Conan O'Brien did a reality show?

omg that would be a great fucking reality show
MCS - Martha Conan Snoop live together in a house
have challenges, like beer pong, strip poker, martha waxing conan's back
snoop showing martha how to roll the perfect joint, which she then perfects even more.
Martha ends up rolling a joint for everyone with their names written in tiny non-toxic ink, calligraphy style.
Snoop shows her how to make Pot Butter...the christmas cookies this year are FANTASTIC
special ingredient: love
conan leads them in a post-dessert rendition of Kumbya, martha shows off 3 part harmony. Then they try it as a round, snoop puts a beat to it & starts rapping under Martha.
conan freaks out & disrobes to high tightey whiteys, runs into the house, comes back out with a blanket wrapped round his neck like a cape and a pair of marthas panties on his head, and says he is the Panty Pirate, swinging a toilet plunger
to which snoop says, "Martha, dafuq u put in those cookies?"
"oh in his batch? just a pinch of pcp. i feel it makes the post dinner entertainment more lively, dont you agree?"
"fo shizzle"
THE END