Tonight is New Years Eve, every girl that ive ever hooked up with in my hometown now has a boyfriend that they truly love, there must have been a fucking convention or something. So i have been back from war now for 2 weeks and not one girl has given me any sort of affection. This is fucking depressing now, and i have YET to find one female in the North Florida/Southern Alabama area that would even consider fucking or going out with ME. When i lived in NJ i did just fine, and in Brooklyn i did just fine, maybe Alabama makes me stupid and ugly... i dunno. ok fuck this pity noise, im coming back to my humble shithole in Floridia on the third. Im gonna get out there and find a girl, ill shoot off flares and shit, whatever it takes.
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beowhat:
And here i thought only asian wives of military members worked there, and what hours are the graveyard shift? i gotta swing by one day when your working, and dont worry since im not your husband or a girl i wont bother hitting on you or anything.
lynzy:
LOL!!! I usually work midnight to six in the morning. 