benzohead

Yay! Yet another venue for my fledging self-absorption! Whoooohoooo! In a nutshell I am ragingly insecure, anxiety ridden little adolescent who in the absence of any substantial problems likes dwell on the creeping sense of social alienation that results from living in a town that was not designed in the interest of genuine human neccesity, but rather in that of cost-effectiveness. Wow... I can't believe I just spat all of that out in one sentence Let's seem, um, I have a very masturbatory mentality... I am an avid physical, mental and verbal masturbator (as is readily evident by now, I'm sure). I'm a reclusive, socially moribund "nerd" who likes assuming the least possible amount of responsibility in the things that I do. I'm a hedonist within the confines of my bullshit, intellectual rationalizations. I'm cold, heartless, lacking sentimentality and have questionable sensibilities. I'm into using parallel structure... I'm as self-deprecating as I am horrendously unattractive. My turn ons include myself, verbosity, modern evolutionary theory(Richard Dawkins is the Man!), the ability to string cohesive sentences together, public transportation, toe-gazing music, recreational paranoia, recreational argumentation, eccentricity, submission(the other party submitting to me, that is), music with discernable melodies, gaping age disparities, long, unkempt hair, vinyl (records, you sickos) and a propensity for independent thought. My turn offs include (but are not limited to) people who cannot deviate from their own circle of self-referential dogma, Bush supporters, homophobia, carbon monoxide, supporting OPEC (or just OPEC in general), SUVs, ingrown hairs, gelatinous pop-music, HMOs, compulsory education and city-planning that is engineered to generate profit as opposed to coming into place naturally to statiate genuine socio-cultural needs (sorry I keep bringing that up, but it really gets demoralizing after a while). I would be really impressed if anyone actually reads this shit.