Holy crap I am so freaked out/pissed off right now!! Just got home and there is no one here so I need to rant to my SG family! Christ my heart is still racing, huzzah adrenaline.
OKAY, so I'm driving home from the grocery store and I'm at a red light in the right side turning lane. There is a driver beside me in the right side turning lane. Light turns green, we both start to turn. This motherfucker just turns into my lane! Like we all went to driving school, STAY IN YOUR LANE AS YOU TURN, ESPECIALLY IF SOMEONE IS IN THE OTHER ONE!!! This actually happens to me CONSTANTLY at this particular intersection and I have no idea why. My car is bright fucking orange, I know he saw me. So since I'm immediately furious, I do a little horn tap, like "Hey buddy, I'm here, don't do that again." And this fucking douche SLAMS on his breaks even though there is no one in front of him! So I had to SLAM on mine, I could smell rubber! This dude WANTED me to hit him!!! WHAT THE FUCK???!?!?
I immediately change lanes. Fuck this. I'm not driving behind him. As I drive by, he rolls down his window and flips me off and yells at me. This man was at least 50 years old. AKA old enough to know better.
I just can't wrap my head around this, what a complete fart face. Maine has some HORRENDOUS drivers, especially in Portland so I shouldn't be surprised. But this isn't simply a case of bad driving, this dude WANTED me to hit him and/or hurt myself and/or my car!
I have to go smoke weed pronto. Thanks for reading and please feel free to share any bad driver rants!
