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Wednesday May 05, 2010

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so went to pizza hut with some family and friends yesterday and half way thru eating my daughter gets the grand idea to take her straw out of her milk cup and accidently shove it up my left nostral! i mean it went in and deep to and cut open the inside of my nose witch then started to bleed insane amounts of blood like it was pouring out of my nose in the middle of pizza hut ! all i can say is being a dad is definitly an adventure especially when ur 2 year old is trying to stab u in the brain!smile
sinn0cent:
I know what you mean! My son did the same with a drum stick when he was two....hurt like hell! (plus ive been kicked out of many pizza huts due to "straw-related-incidents") Just remember...this is all ammunition for their teen years.......blackmail in the making!biggrin
May 5, 2010
yulia:
Thanks for your help with the mouse!
May 30, 2010

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