benni

so, im inserting this old picture (that has been in my pics folder for a long while, as well) in my journal this evening NOT because im unoriginal and have nothing to say, but rather because....

uh....

that is to say....

crap.



life is making a new man out of me. im not sure how to elaborate on that, exactly; suffice it to say, im adjusting quite well.

to elaborate on THAT, i love it.

i love it like a fat kid love cake.

i worked an amateur night on thursday; it had been awhile since id worked, and i decided i could use the cash. it was the screwiest competition in town, though, i swear. this coming from someone who does not know how the other clubs host their amateur nights, but....

you show up at nine. they send you out on the floor to "mingle" and try to get dances around ten. they send you onstage, one after another to compete around eleven. this is a winner takes all competition; if you dont win, you get ZIP.

keeping THAT in mind,, once the competion is over (the winner is chosen based on audience approval, i.e. cheers and clapping and such), ALL CONTESTANTS have to stay and work the rest of the shift.

AND THEN! are you ready for this? okay. deep breath.

ALL THE CONTESTANTS IN THE AMATEUR CONTEST, WHETHER THEY WON OR LOST, MUST.... PAY.... A SHIFT FEE.

you hear that, people?! if you lost the contest and WON NOTHING, YOU HAVE TO PAY TO BE THERE ANYWAYS.

now thats fucked up.

good thing i crushed them.




....good to see you, TinyE.