benni

soooooo... mutant arm day is almost upon us. again. how i despiiiiiiiiiiiiise it. next tuesday. i will voluntarily let them zap me with lasers. again. i will then proceed to swell, blister, cry, and overall lose my will to live.

and i paid for this? damn right!

you asked if i was a sadist... im starting to think the answer is yes. but i digress.

in celebration of my impending doom, i finally found the cable to hook my digicam into the computer so i could upload photos from the last mutant arm day.

observe.



this photo is blurry. i refuse to let you blame me. blame the nurse. i think she was scared of it. and besides... the only reason for this one is to look at the broken bloodiness in the skin. ooooooooh you just wanna poke it. i can see it in your eyes. pervert.



more swollen, blistery goodness. this was taken immediately after, moments following the all important "lets lube that fucker before we wrap it" stage.



as it begins to swell, im known to shout things like, "take it off! no, you fucking pervy, i meant the arm!" and "stop doing that, im asleep!"



you may recall me looking like a surly deer in headlights. at this stage, i hate everyone and everything. dont touch me.



this has nothing to do with anything, but i loves me eye makeup. if you dont love it too, imonna fork you. in the EYE.


one hour of sleep. hilarity or insanity? i cant fucking decide! profanity for sure, but beyond that, i got nothing. the countdown to mutant arm day continues. and so i wait.

thank god i have all this lube.