friday is upon us... and it burns. IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!
no, wait... it's nice. i take it back.
so if i can just get through this weekend... i'm coming up on a couple of weeks off. and it's going to rock my socks. they have kittens on them! i work the closing shift tonight, go out of town tomorrow night (eta home: 5am), have an appointment at 10am on sunday morning, work from five to eleven... and then....
one free day. the following day, they laser my arm. the following week i bitch and moan about it. this time there will be pictures, and possibly vomiting.
it hurts. i'm allowed to vomit.
the week after: hopefully taking a trip! if all the pieces fall into place... my bra is off to the cosmos allligning in my favor.
but now: popsicles! hey. i like them, ok? when i'm not funny i eat. jeeeeeesus.
i want to touch your penis.
no, wait... it's nice. i take it back.
so if i can just get through this weekend... i'm coming up on a couple of weeks off. and it's going to rock my socks. they have kittens on them! i work the closing shift tonight, go out of town tomorrow night (eta home: 5am), have an appointment at 10am on sunday morning, work from five to eleven... and then....
one free day. the following day, they laser my arm. the following week i bitch and moan about it. this time there will be pictures, and possibly vomiting.
it hurts. i'm allowed to vomit.
the week after: hopefully taking a trip! if all the pieces fall into place... my bra is off to the cosmos allligning in my favor.
but now: popsicles! hey. i like them, ok? when i'm not funny i eat. jeeeeeesus.
i want to touch your penis.
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thecowboy:
dont you ever get down to mpls anymore??..damn its fun there. miss it lots. teach me to be the best male stripper ever.
argos:
that entry is a masterwork of absurdity.