in order to successfully complete today, i require the following:
a cold compress
heinous amounts of the over the counter drug "ibuprofen"
new dancing boots
an extra seven hours in the day
a good sammich
about an hour of good ol' masturbatory fun...
minions
a franchise
and finally... a net made of magic, held in place by pixies.
box cutter defense shield?
i don't know. looks and sounds like it's going to be a long day, but not nearly long enough. anyone have any of those disposable enemas?
love on you! all over you! several times...
god i miss you guys. sorry i've been away... but by god, here in masturbatory spirit!
like this guy!
uncouth!
a cold compress
heinous amounts of the over the counter drug "ibuprofen"
new dancing boots
an extra seven hours in the day
a good sammich
about an hour of good ol' masturbatory fun...
minions
a franchise
and finally... a net made of magic, held in place by pixies.
box cutter defense shield?
i don't know. looks and sounds like it's going to be a long day, but not nearly long enough. anyone have any of those disposable enemas?
love on you! all over you! several times...
god i miss you guys. sorry i've been away... but by god, here in masturbatory spirit!
like this guy!
uncouth!
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fdnymedic:
ya miss me the most right?
mle:
you should send me my first creepy email about how, when you jacked it to my pics, your stuff squirted on the wall. i love when i read the other girls emails and i have always wanted creepy mail!