thank god everyone is bearing with me... what a lazy lazy bastard i've become. all i can do is eat and sleep! hormonal? maybe. i blame the schools.

teehee!

so i was pretty concerned about making my rent... which was due yesterday, and which i didn't have until... say... one o'clock last night... but by god, i shook my ass until i made it! usually i have everything taken care of, but i got a lot of unusual bills that i wasn't expecting... i went to urgent care some months ago because some asshole hit and run me and fucked my back up... i called the minneapolis police with his license number and the make of his car, but did anything ever get done? nooooooo... bastards. total u.c. bills with no insurance? approximately six hundred and thirty dollars. they saw me for eleven minutes.

and then sprint (the worst company EVER) is trying to tell me i owe them four hundred and fifty dollars for two weeks of wireless internet, after one of their representatives had told me i owe them nothing and the account is closed. one day i'm going to make them suck it.

so today i'm tired and bitter, and i have to go to work like usual... but it's okay, because i need the exercise. that week off made me really sore, and stiff... i need to stretch...

so i swear when i get home tonight, i'm actually going to be answering comments and e-mails again. i'm such a bastard!

but a bastard who loves the whole lot of you. gotta give me credit for that.

hope you guys' weekend is going better than mine! one of these days (probably this week) if i can swing it, i'm going to try to pick up a cheap digital camera, and then you guys can see the hair and tell me what you think. i need reassurance, dammit!

i love you guys! in ways (and orifices) you could never imagine.