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benni

Minneapolis. It's cold, and sometimes it's scary... but i love it.

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Saturday Apr 03, 2004

Apr 2, 2004
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okay, guys, i really think i have some bizarre sleeping disorder... it's almost four in the morning, and i've been up since... say... nine... and then only running on about three hours... but why? i just don't know...

so a couple of things you should know about me when i'm tired: i'm suddenly not funny, and my brain shuts off. it's sexy in a weird comatose sort of way, but...

so i'm also kinda nutty depressed when im tired. the body's too out of it to handle my emo... hehe... emo... but here's what i've been up to: didn't get any laundry done. none. nuffin. nada. i'm to about page 16 in the photoset comments, but i'm behind on answering my e-mails, and two (or three?) days behind on the journal. so if tomorrow you get responses that are totally random and outta place, laugh. because i suck.

so we're going to play fill in the blanks! because i'm not funny, you can be! like mad libs!

It was a (adjective) day, and Benni was (active verb) her effin' laundry. She was super (emotion) because she hadn't done her effin' (noun) when she'd planned to, because she's a big (insert jerkish word here). (plural noun) burned the roof of her mouth yesterday, and caused her to (verb) on the roof. That was something to see, lemme tell you. By the time the (plural noun) came, Chicago had been burned to the ground. At least (name) got out okay. Damn those (plural noun), and their effin' laundry mat, which was always (advective).

Have fun! ARRR!!!
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soeffinhappy:
Oh and don't worry about responding to my comments, I'll make up my own repsonses and say they're from you.
Apr 4, 2004
nirrti:
Hi. I was wondering what's in your arm? I can best see it in #16, but I can't tell what it is other than round. Is it some kind of birth control I don't know about? Some bionic implant? A tracking device for the FBI? What?!

You're set is awesome by the way smile
Apr 4, 2004

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