benni

hehe... pirates like boo-tay too. it's true, really. i told someone once that they ( ) were after my booty, and she winked and said they weren't the only one... so i was like, shit, better put on a belt! hehe. i'm a dork.

i have seconds before i have to run for it. i slept until about twenty three minutes before i have to leave for work (noooooooo!) which i take to mean that i really, really don't want to go. but i must. the nudity calls.

i did just want to quickly say a couple of things. first. to those of you who have been posting in my journal, thank you so much... you guys are some of the best, most clever, wittiest (hehe, sounds like i'm kissing all your asses!) commenteers i've seen on this site. that makes me brim over with urine of joy, and... you know... makes for hours of masturbatory fun.

also... if i haven't responded to anybody's comments yet (and i can guarantee you i haven't...) i'm working on it. i seem to be averaging the previous journal entries and five pages of photo comments a day. i'm a slow bastard.

so i leave you all with this, my favorite deep thought of all time:

"If you drop your keys into a vat of molten lava, let them go. Because man... they're gone."