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benni

Minneapolis. It's cold, and sometimes it's scary... but i love it.

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Monday Mar 29, 2004

Mar 29, 2004
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so monday has come again, and once more, i'm in duluth. and i'll tell you something about duluth... they don't like me here. it might be collective, it might be in my head, but i'm BORED! on the up and up, it means i get to sit in the back room and try to fight my shitty connection so i can reach all of you. that's hot.

hehehe... you know what i just realized? yesterday i said doffing. i can die knowing that i finally used one of the best words in existence in a forum where it would be read by, like, ten people! yes! (if you haven't noticed yet, the girl cannot count.)

i woke up today and decided to play with professor tad. he was all coiled up under this coconut, and when i grabbed him he did this momentary snake freak out thing where i could just imagine him making this startled sound like he's constipated. i did it just now, but i'm not sure how many of you could hear it...

bok bok!

ARRR!!! ARRR!

i obviously love those adorable chirates... trying to save time by making it one word. pickens? ha. that'll learn all of you!

i'm trying so hard to answer all of the comments you guys left... way more than i deserved. just wanted to thank everyone again. if i haven't answered you yet, i promise i will. it might take me all week, but i'll get it done.

want to know what's funny? everytime i write to you guys, i'm in skivvies. SKIVVIES! mmm. i said skivvies. back to the stage to shake my boot-ay! for this guy! ARRR!!!

kiss bok kiss ARRR!!! kiss bok kiss

kay. that's officially my new signature. every day. biggrin

robot robot!
VIEW 25 of 83 COMMENTS
gtx:
Wow, please come to SF and shake it here. I'll wait.
Skivvies...<shiver> love
ARRR!!! Pirates like boo-tay too.
Mar 31, 2004
relapsed_eric:
wink
Mar 31, 2004

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