hey my precious little chitlins! that's right. i said chitlins... i'm off to work again on what should prove to be another fun filled adventure... but because today involves some travel, i don't know if my wireless is going to be in working order... suggestions for not missing me too much include (but are not limited to) thinking profusely of me while watching the nature channel, and manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemination. i urge you all to post your own ideas on how to cope with my absence, and the owner of the best one will get that tiny little iron from my monopoly game. it takes a long time to iron a shirt with that tiny little iron.
i'll do my best to get online tonight, but should i fail... you'll all be hearing about it tomorrow.
love and kisses to all my friends, and to anyone who's fooled into thinking i'm cool enough that they should read all this.
(pirates need love, too.)
i'll do my best to get online tonight, but should i fail... you'll all be hearing about it tomorrow.
love and kisses to all my friends, and to anyone who's fooled into thinking i'm cool enough that they should read all this.
(pirates need love, too.)VIEW 25 of 33 COMMENTS
andromeda:
HA. Have u seen the fake vagina they use on animal planet for the studs?
jennirae:
hey you gorgeous bitch....we will shop...shop till we are exhausted...then we will cuddle and play with makeup...I will do you and you can do me...I mean makeup of course!!!!mwahahahahhaha(my evil rapist laugh).....by the way...you need more pics up cuz your so damn hot 