hey guys and gals! it's almost seven, and this is going to be the shortest of the short... i'm at work and i'm due on stage in about five minutes...
aaaah! what do i say in that short of time? i've gotta work at noon tomorrow... that's terrible stuff. i'm the kid who never showed up at school until third period because i couldn't drag my sorry ass out of bed...
a pirate!
oh, no! a chicken!
mm... chicken...
so... ladies, stay nekkid... because it's sexy, and it turns me on... and guys, keep looking at nekkid ladies because it's what i do, and by god, don't you want to be like me? DON'T YOU!
hehe... more tangents later. i love everyone. except charlton heston... because... you know... besides just being a jerk, we were never formally introduced. to the stage!
aaaah! what do i say in that short of time? i've gotta work at noon tomorrow... that's terrible stuff. i'm the kid who never showed up at school until third period because i couldn't drag my sorry ass out of bed...
a pirate!
oh, no! a chicken!
mm... chicken...
so... ladies, stay nekkid... because it's sexy, and it turns me on... and guys, keep looking at nekkid ladies because it's what i do, and by god, don't you want to be like me? DON'T YOU!
hehe... more tangents later. i love everyone. except charlton heston... because... you know... besides just being a jerk, we were never formally introduced. to the stage!
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and I'm now making it my mission that you and benni will make out!!!
billybillybilly says:
and I will TAKE THAT PICTURE
HaHA men are funny!!
...but if I did, what do you think? It'd be kinda hot right??? I like to eat pizza.
I dance.
I sing.
I don't know where I was going with this! PIRATECHICKENPIGSKULLMONKEY!!!