Bender's adventures in job hunting
day: 1
So I've decided my approach to finding a job is going to be carpet bombing the city with resumes. Any where I think I can stand working, that is accepting resumes, gets one. Today I managed to hand out luck number 69.
Saw a girl that reminided me of Kristanna Loken, looked kinda like her, facial scar, voice, not 6 foot tallish but what ever.
'build a bear' has a 4 page application, which I gave up on.
best secretary cleavage goes to a plumbing and HVAC company, I'm not really shocked there.
I was lined up right after some young girl with nice green eyeliner also dropping off a resume, managed not to invite her back to my place for a beer or night of clumsy love making.
Best application question: 'how many pairs of shoes do you own?' Nixon, they would bow down to you as a goddess, or shread your resume to keep you from free shoes
Worst application question: 'salary expications' how are you susposed to answer that? minimium wage? hey we don't have to pay this one $9/hr like everyone else. I realize I'm not going to make $__/hr like the company I worked for for 3 years at say ben and jerry's. I went with 'plentyful' on a couple of applications and 'yes' on another.
I was going to ask if there was a 3 piercing minium to work at west 49, but didn't.
tomorrow's another fun filled day...
day: 1
So I've decided my approach to finding a job is going to be carpet bombing the city with resumes. Any where I think I can stand working, that is accepting resumes, gets one. Today I managed to hand out luck number 69.
Saw a girl that reminided me of Kristanna Loken, looked kinda like her, facial scar, voice, not 6 foot tallish but what ever.
'build a bear' has a 4 page application, which I gave up on.
best secretary cleavage goes to a plumbing and HVAC company, I'm not really shocked there.
I was lined up right after some young girl with nice green eyeliner also dropping off a resume, managed not to invite her back to my place for a beer or night of clumsy love making.
Best application question: 'how many pairs of shoes do you own?' Nixon, they would bow down to you as a goddess, or shread your resume to keep you from free shoes
Worst application question: 'salary expications' how are you susposed to answer that? minimium wage? hey we don't have to pay this one $9/hr like everyone else. I realize I'm not going to make $__/hr like the company I worked for for 3 years at say ben and jerry's. I went with 'plentyful' on a couple of applications and 'yes' on another.
I was going to ask if there was a 3 piercing minium to work at west 49, but didn't.
tomorrow's another fun filled day...
