bendingunit23

well that sucks

So the company christmas party. I found mead on the menu since I've never had any and have been interested in what it tastes like I decided to go with the sampler. Two of the three kinds were nice, kind of like flat champagne but very sweet. I thought it would be a lot like honey beer. For some reason we got a buffet this year rather that what ever we could come up with from the stacked food menu. In true stacked food restorant fashion this was salty crackers, potatoes, roast beef, lamb, pork and super sweet desserts. At that point something didn't go to well in bendingunit's tummy. So off to the men's room, where I found non other than the boss was using the toilet, A handy device for dealing with all kinds of outputs. So the urinal was it. After that I decided wisely that it was time to go. So no night of hot drunken sex with the waitress; or bekka. Just another $54 cab ride home. I guess I'll be the stupid drunk that gets talked about for the next year, one of the installers may save me on that one.


Sarah the waitress update: She remembers. When I was doing customer service I would really remember a thing about anyone if I didn't like them. one jackass asked for the same smokes for months and I never knew. but sarah remembered that our talk about a recipe that I talked about last week, and gave her well yesterday now. Have a merry christmas sarah.