Next time I hear a Government official utter the equivalent  of  "Who'd a thunk?" (situation gone out of control in Iraq, New Orleans under water, yada^2) I'm gonna puke through my nose in their general direction, and hope it picks up enough mile/seconds to hit 'em square in the eye.
Gut-starved, weak knee'd slack jaws to the left of me
Glad handing Luddite, uber Christos bigots to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.
    
  Gut-starved, weak knee'd slack jaws to the left of me
Glad handing Luddite, uber Christos bigots to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.
I'm suspicious of folks that get their bases energized with other stimulation.