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Monday Jan 15, 2007

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Hannity & Colmes - an excerpt from tonight's 'discussion'.
Yap. Yap yap. Yap yap yap yap yap!
Yap (hoo!) yap zap yap.
Huh?
Zap yap hap - blap. Whap!
Yap yap yap. Hoot, hoot. Yip-yap; yin-yang.

15 January 2007
15 January 2007
Its still 50 fucking degrees F outside, and it's almost midnight.
Tomorrow will be one of the few cold days so far this season (the coming week's weather is supposed to have seasonable temperatures), and we might even get enough snow to stick on the ground.

"The Hickoids" - Brand New Way of Living

No officer, you don't understand ....

I've got a brand new way of living
down here in Austin, Texas
Drink Budweiser every day
show the girls our peckers
Don't need clocks for telling time
Hillbillies on at half past nine
Got a brand (hoo) brand new way of living

I woke up nekked yesterday morning
in a room full of Hispanic women
they was smoking cigarettes
and talking Mexican about me.

I seen the face of baby Jesus in a tortilla
and it made me cry
Oh, how I cried, Wilber.

I was raised by a tribe of gay Indians
they owned a chain of bars called "The Flaming Arrow"
Now I know a lot of people didn't understand them
but they was damn good folks.

They taught me advice that would last be a lifetime
they taught me how to say
"Yes, Maam", "No Sir" , "Thank Ya"
and I thank them for that.

I've got a brand new way of living
down here in Austin, Texas
Drink Budweiser every day
show the girls our peckers
Don't need clocks for telling time
Hillbillies on at half past nine
Got a brand (hoo) brand new way of living.
Got a brand (hoo) brand new way of living.





VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
anomalisa:
Deep...very deep. I must know more about you.
Jan 24, 2007
annisa:
that thing you posted in my blog looks more like it would give you an abortion than an orgasm tongue
Jan 27, 2007

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