it's so good to be back here.
questions for today:
1) what's the worst thing that's happened to you that involved chewing gum in some way.
2) i am lazy as hell today. tell me something to motivate me.
3) name one phrase that your mom/dad/careprovider used when you were a kid that you still remember to this day and giggle about.
my answers:
1) in my hair. i had to chop off a huge chunk as a little kid and it looked awful.
2) ...
3) my mom used to tell me i was as 'Slow as molasses in January' when i was dragging my ass. i still giggle about it anytime i use molasses for anything...
have a good day all. i'm out of things to say.

questions for today:
1) what's the worst thing that's happened to you that involved chewing gum in some way.
2) i am lazy as hell today. tell me something to motivate me.
3) name one phrase that your mom/dad/careprovider used when you were a kid that you still remember to this day and giggle about.
my answers:
1) in my hair. i had to chop off a huge chunk as a little kid and it looked awful.
2) ...
3) my mom used to tell me i was as 'Slow as molasses in January' when i was dragging my ass. i still giggle about it anytime i use molasses for anything...
have a good day all. i'm out of things to say.

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so happy you are back. soooo happy.
1 - in high school all us 'cool' drama kids sat in this hallway called the 'link.' well, one day, when i was being all cool and pretentious, i sat in a huge wad of gum. i had to go the rest of the day with the remnants on my ass because i couldn't get it all off and had no change of pants.
2 - i've been lazy as hell all week. sorry, dear.
3 - i had a really hard time getting to sleep when i was a kid. i think i went about three years with only an hour or two of sleep a day. when my mom would get frustrated at my lack of sleepiness she would warn me that if i didn't fall sleep the 'tickle monster' would come. and of course, the tickle monster would come and i would laugh and laugh so hard i almost instantly fell asleep.