bekka138

my friend ditched me last night, no movie or popcorn for me

I am out of doggie treats, and man is Bodhi pissed, last night when he didnt get his before bed snack he looked like the world was ending, this morning when we got back in from our long sunday morning walk, he gave me this look like, oh my god where the fuck is my pupperoni.

Must go to store before the dog kills me.

I am supposed to drive to detroit this morning to have lunch with my mom, and I dont feel like it.

Oh well, family is important, even though all I get to hear is how I should move home, and then I will meet an "appropriate" boy to marry, cause you know the reason I am getting a divorce is cause I make bad choices. meh.

Oh well, have a happy sunday everyone.

What is your drunk horoscope? I am a gemini, and it is quite fitting.


*ARIES*: Drinking style Impulsive Aries people like to party and
sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak
makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun
drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries
people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should
other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they
will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten)
by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as
you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night,
you sneaky Gemini. Trademark cocktails Aries, born under the hot-stuff
planet Mars, is the ruler of spicy food and red things -- and for
balance, astrologers recommend they eat tomatoes, onions, olives and
greens. That's right, Aries, you were born under the sign of the bloody
Mary. Aries also rules grapefruit, and they've been known to kick back a
salty dog and a sea breeze or two. For extreme hotcha, try a concoction
with cinnamon liqueur in it. Drinking buddies Marlon Brando, Lawrence
Ferlinghetti, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Al Gore, Thomas Jefferson, Elton
John, Eric McCormack, Rosie O'Donnell, Sarah Jessica Parker, Reese
Witherspoon

*TAURUS*: Drinking style Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace,
aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly
intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of
bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and
tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or
Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the
rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a
teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full
of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a
karaoke bar when intoxicated. Trademark cocktails Early-to-bed Taureans
need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and vodka. They also have a
leviathan sweet tooth and are fond of drinks with names that sound like
dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated drinks, like Irish
coffee or white Russians, are ideal. More macho Taureans will go for
something unpretentious, like a Jack and Coke or whiskey sour. Drinking
buddies Cate Blanchett, Tony Blair, Pierce Brosnan, Cher, Penelope Cruz,
William Randolph Hearst, Jerry Seinfeld, Barbara Striesand, Uma Thurman,
Renee Zellweger

*GEMINI*: Drinking style Geminis can drink without changing their
behavior much -- they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned
that it's just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing
with finesse and allusion, then doing something to belie an extremely
advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Geminis
possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly,
which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order
different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- and may
create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and
limoncello) for their own amusement. Trademark cocktails Easily bored
Geminis need some stimulation in their drinks -- those with two parts,
like a black and tan (or just a double), are particularly appealing.
Otherwise, they'll drink all over the map, ordering frou-frou drinks to
add to their collection of cocktail monkeys or going for whiskey rocks
because they're feeling rather noir. Gemini rules the herb anise -- make
some home-infused anise vodka as a gift. Drinking buddies George Bush
Sr., Johnny Depp, Rupert Everett, Boy George, Allen Ginsberg, Angelina
Jolie, John Kennedy, Ian McKellen, Kylie Minogue, Morrissey

*CANCER*: Drinking style Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra
wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting,
can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces,
Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out
secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true
Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get
"tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing
better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red
wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will
do. Trademark cocktails Ruled by the moon, Cancers are intrigued by the
idea of moonshine -- any brown booze, from a bourbon press to a whiskey
and soda to grandpappy's special brew in a mason jar, will do. They also
like comfortingly warm and sweet drinks, like hot toddies and hot
buttered rums. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be
adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda. Drinking buddies
Pamela Anderson, George W. Bush, Bill Cosby, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford,
Sean Hayes, Lil' Kim, George Michael, Princess Diana, Prince William

*LEO*: Drinking style Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often
fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their
commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware
they're darling -- Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know
their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they
get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the
one what brung them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when
drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a
sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.
Trademark cocktails Leos like flashy drinks, be they complicated
tropical concoctions festooned with umbrellas, like a Bahama mama or the
more common strawberry daiquiri or mai tai. Indeed, they often have a
taste for the fruity -- try a screwdriver, or add an extra cherry to the
next Manhattan. Their sense of drama lends itself to a kir royale, of
course. Drinking buddies Ben Affleck, Gillian Anderson, Bill Clinton,
Monica Lewinsky, Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, Debra Messing, Kevin Spacey,
Martha Stewart, Andy Warhol

*VIRGO*: Drinking style Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order
onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to
drinking less than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to
drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand
loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do!
Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast
lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and
surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going
to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to
the subgenius IQ! Trademark cocktails Many Virgos prefer clear, simple,
untreacly drinks like vodka tonic or a real margarita, though you'll
find 'em drinking anything -- from unflinchingly downing Cuervo straight
to smirkingly ordering a dirty virgin. They also tend to like bitter,
low-alk guzzles like Campari and soda. They rarely change their drink
once they've found it, however. Drinking buddies Cameron Diaz, Hugh
Grant, Christopher Isherwood, Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury,
Carrie-Anne Moss, Dorothy Parker, Ryan Philippe, Keanu Reeves, Lily Tomlin

*LIBRA*: Drinking style "I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's
jusht that I'm so damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party,
mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra
(with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side
(they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a
room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in
self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble --
including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening,
flirting with their best friend's beau or even blacking out the night's
events entirely. Oops! Trademark cocktails Aesthetic Libras like pretty,
pouffy drinks like a pink lady or a brandy Alexander. That's the
influence of Venus, their ruling planet, which also gives them a horror
of crudely named potions like Sex on the Beach. They're fine with
"normal" guzzles like apple martinis, but every Libra secretly just
wants Champagne, and lots of it. Drinking buddies Jimmy Carter, Simon
Cowell, Ani DiFranco, Janeane Garofalo, Hugh Jackman, Martina
Navratilova, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sting, Oscar Wilde, Catherine Zeta-Jones

*SCORPIO*: Drinking style Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough,
for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling
till they're hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like
to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them
see the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a
personality-altering tool -- though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps
seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating drinking
pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also
remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed.
Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you. Trademark cocktails Just as a
Scorpio can look you in the eye and smile while secretly plotting your
demise, so does the brandy-laced stinger's sweet taste hide a potent
amount of alcohol. If you want to get literal, serve them a scorpion --
they may not love tropical drinks, but it shows you're paying attention.
Scorpio rules watermelon, so break out the blender and fix a pitcher of
watermelon margaritas to seduce 'em -- though red wine will do the trick
just as well. Drinking buddies Truman Capote, Hillary Clinton, Leonardo
DiCaprio, Jodie Foster, Bill Gates, k.d. lang, Megan Mullally, Demi
Moore, Sylvia Plath, RuPaul

*SAGITTARIUS*: In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze
blurtiness: When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of
their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink
with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect
from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole
Smith?). They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then
persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub,
or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue
(including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a
brilliant booty call). Trademark cocktails A travel-loving sign,
Sagittarius might be intrigued by drinks like Moscow mules, Singapore
slings -- perhaps even a Long Island iced tea (not a bad option, given
how much Sag can put away and still stay vertical). Party monsters that
they are, they're attracted to shots, like the ever-popular lemon drop.
Sag rules pears, and could use a nice pear cider right about now, come
to think of it. Drinking buddies The Bush twins, Margaret Cho, Noel
Coward, Betty Ford, Lucy Liu, Brad Pitt, Keith Richards, Frank Sinatra,
Anna Nicole Smith, Britney Spears

*CAPRICORN*: Drinking style Capricorn is usually described as practical,
steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left
off the astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David
Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock
star: independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to
please. And if they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble?
But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off,
and they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy
the after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie.
Trademark cocktails Old-fashioned Cap would probably like an
old-fashioned just fine -- or a dry martini, or a gin and tonic, or a
gimlet -- or any other no-nonsense quaff. They prefer drinks that taste
like alcohol and generally hate drinks with more than three ingredients.
However, they like the flavor of cranberry and will order a cosmo if
they can handle the wait for it to get mixed. Drinking buddies Orlando
Bloom, David Bowie, James Dean, Marlene Dietrich, Martin Luther King
Jr., Jude Law, Annie Lennox, Marilyn Manson, Richard Nixon, Elvis Presley

*AQUARIUS*: Drinking style Aquarius and drinking don't go together that
well (except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward
know-it-allism, and if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more
stubborn than a stain or a stone. If they're throwing a party or
organizing an outing, however, they're too preoccupied with their duties
to get combative -- and they make perfectly charming drunks in that
case. Fortunately, they're usually capital drink-nursers. They also make
the best designated drivers (if you can get them before they start
raising their wrist): Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people and capable
of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.
Trademark cocktails Aquarius is likely to order stuff most people have
never heard of: a capirinha, Satan's whiskers, a negroni, an Arthur
Tompkins. They like to stump the bartender. This sign rules the color
electric blue and would be pleased by any tipple featuring blue curacao.
They also rule the olive tree, so pour the juice into that dirty
martini. Drinking buddies Jennifer Aniston, Ellen DeGeneres, Dr. Dre,
Matt Groening, Ashton Kutcher, Ronald Reagan, Christina Ricci, Justin
Timberlake, Oprah Winfrey, Elijah Wood

*PISCES*: Drinking style If you're a Pisces, you've probably already
heard that you share a sign -- and an addictive personality -- with Liz
Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose
themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give,
but they build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date
like that? On the other hand, they're fabulously enchanting partners,
whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can
start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together
for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways, you
know. Trademark Cocktails Pisces rules fresh mint, and they do love a
mojito or three -- though a julep will do just as well. They also like
punches, like sangria or the oh-so-aptly named fish house punch. (Pretty
much anything will satisfy a Pisces in a pinch, though -- "drinking like
a fish" is an idiom pulled out of the zodiac, not the deep blue sea.)
Pisces is a chocoholic and loves creme de cacao (and spiked cocoa).
Drinking buddies Drew Barrymore, Chastity Bono, Chelsea Clinton, Kurt
Cobain, Edward Gorey, Queen Latifah, Liza Minelli, Anais Nin, Sharon
Stone, Liz Taylor