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I am really envious that you know Hebrew. I flunked out of Latin, which I didn't even have to speak out loud, when I was in 7th grade and never took another language course. For my Bar Mitzvah I just memorized all the prayers.

As for getting laid you just need to figure out what type of guy you want and then go to which ever bar they hang out at. I doubt the Neds, Posh English Students, and your dream man all hang together in the pub.

p.s. Whats wrong with Nerds? I shouldn't be talking because I usually do what ever I can to hide the fact I am a raging geek and in fact it has helped me with the ladies.

Ah you brits and your crazy terminology. For the longest time I thought Ali G was a wigger but it turns out he is a chav.