Sunday Nov 05, 2006

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i went to see borat lasti night- i think you should all know that he is speaking hebrew most of the time, and that they dont translate it nearly as well as they should have, it was hillerious, we were laughing outloud so much, i came out with a stomach cramp!

i have really decided i should get laid, it has been far too long.

i seem to either get hit on by neds, or by posh english students.

neither need apply.

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hadees:
I am really envious that you know Hebrew. I flunked out of Latin, which I didn't even have to speak out loud, when I was in 7th grade and never took another language course. For my Bar Mitzvah I just memorized all the prayers.

As for getting laid you just need to figure out what type of guy you want and then go to which ever bar they hang out at. I doubt the Neds, Posh English Students, and your dream man all hang together in the pub.

p.s. Whats wrong with Nerds? frown I shouldn't be talking because I usually do what ever I can to hide the fact I am a raging geek and in fact it has helped me with the ladies.
hadees:
Ah you brits and your crazy terminology. For the longest time I thought Ali G was a wigger but it turns out he is a chav.

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