Wait a minute! Hold on! The girls on this site are NAKED! Holy Moley!
What they can't do with computers these days.
I think computers are amazing. They're like big calculators. With pictures. And songs. And stuff. The word computer comes from the latin word "computer" which means "terrible lizard", because it was originally thought that computers were lizards.
Where do computers come...
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What they can't do with computers these days.
I think computers are amazing. They're like big calculators. With pictures. And songs. And stuff. The word computer comes from the latin word "computer" which means "terrible lizard", because it was originally thought that computers were lizards.
Where do computers come...
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severus:
Fucking morons everywhere, what are they doing!?! Man I'm not in a good mood today either, they had one phoneline for Springsteen tickets to Stockholm and as you can figure out it broke down more or less, I ended up on different places, recieved weird messages, some little girl answered the phone and then alot of people got to her phone instead and she had to put up this funny phonemachine message saying she had NOTHING to do with springsteen tickets, oh yeah fucking ema telstar I'll hate them forever. It's not fair, at all. I also read that the tickets for NJ, got sold out in seconds! Thats fucking nutty, you told me but .. seconds?! Stupid tickets.
severus:
Hah, check my new journal! I did find some luck.... 
I sent a friend request to Courtney Love about 4 months ago. I'm sure she'll add me any day now.
I'll just wait by my computer.
I'll just wait by my computer.
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zenobia:
still waiting? Kind of reminds me of that scene in Secretary
k_kat:
Yeah..it's gonna happen any day now! 
Haha. 
Haha. I think I want to host a radio talk show. I'd make it slightly pretentious and call it something like "Conversations With Chris" and give it a whole NPR feel. I'd play tasteful music and talk about things in a voice just above a whisper. I'd describe people as being "delightful" and chuckle at the man conversational bon mots that my guests would entertain me...
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andromeda:
And I would be one of your topics? 
Family is a strange thing isn't it? Most of us are never entirely comfortable with our own families. They're like a random selection of people you're selected to go through life through. Every wedding, birth, death, holiday, whatever, this random collection of people gather round to make awkward small talk. it's kind of funny.
I don't mean your immediate family-that's another story (for better or...
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I don't mean your immediate family-that's another story (for better or...
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leola:
Thank you - I think I will use that one! 
severus:
hey. i think i'll go with the one faced out, on the left wrist but i need to find 1) a good tattoo artist, 2) money and that's not easy. damnit. but i love the idea, oh yes. francoise rules.
im taking a break from my packing, it's so hot in here today bwaa, and packing makes me too hot. this sounds weird, well anyway, i'm having a little break. i'm always too stressed the day i'm going away, for no reason really.
how are you today?
im taking a break from my packing, it's so hot in here today bwaa, and packing makes me too hot. this sounds weird, well anyway, i'm having a little break. i'm always too stressed the day i'm going away, for no reason really.
how are you today?
I was just talking to the production designer of our show about the first time he saw a flip phone, which was 1990. I can't imagine working in a world before cell phones and e-mail and faxes where when you left your job you were done and nobody could reach you.
How nice that must have been.
How nice that must have been.
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severus:
Well, I don't understand that expression, I mean... funk, it's not the music, so, what do you mean. Get on skype...
severus:
watched the bart "i didnt do it" simpson episode, then got stuck infront of the US masters ... it actually was pretty exiting as it sometimes are in the end, so now it's golf sudden death. 
smileys overload. i hope you feel better tomorrow and that this new week is better for you. hugs!
it actually was pretty exiting as it sometimes are in the end, so now it's golf sudden death.
smileys overload. i hope you feel better tomorrow and that this new week is better for you. hugs!
A one act play detailing the historic meeting between former Vice President and inventor ot the internet, Al Gore, stuntman Evil Keneval and Prince.
Al Gore: You smell nice.
Prince: Thank you.
Evil Keneval nods.
Le fin.
Al Gore: You smell nice.
Prince: Thank you.
Evil Keneval nods.
Le fin.
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severus:
Yeah it's such a good good song I love it too.
Your writing plans sounds good, don't stress out but try to get a little writing done now and then, good luck I'm sure you can write a book that's pretty obvious
I'm Ok, but nothing is going on really, at least it has stopped raining now I think. What are you doing this weekend?
Your writing plans sounds good, don't stress out but try to get a little writing done now and then, good luck I'm sure you can write a book that's pretty obvious
I'm Ok, but nothing is going on really, at least it has stopped raining now I think. What are you doing this weekend?
severus:
Mhmmm... maybe all the fun you had in Chicago and all, you didnt write alot about that of course since the car accident and all but that would make a nice journal or maybe something about meeting people IRL even if I dont like that term, I always get confused thinking of the Internet as "not reality" ...
I have a theory that this business I work in attracts a much higher level of insane people than most. I havent done any scientific research to back this claim up, but I can't imagine that the ratio of full blown loop-de-loos I see is representative of the society at large.
There are all sorts of crazy, and maybe I'll give examples of those types...
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There are all sorts of crazy, and maybe I'll give examples of those types...
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kitten:
thanks! i plan on it!
southernbelle:
I once met Richard Petty.....do you find me cooler now!??!?
I think I'm gonna try to get myself elected as the next pope. Then I could wear that hat and ride in the popemobile. I'd call myself Pope Kickass I.
I'd make a great Pope Kickass I!
I'd make a great Pope Kickass I!
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severus:
downloading mania! i'm shit instead of champagne today, i hate those days.
southernbelle:
I'd vote for you!
So there I was, in the middle of Ohio-600 miles from home in the pouring rain with no where to go and no way to get home.
Actually, let me back up a bit.
I went to visit Cat in Chicago this week. I'll get back to that too.
I left on Friday night around midnight and drove to Toledo, OH. Got up at around...
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Actually, let me back up a bit.
I went to visit Cat in Chicago this week. I'll get back to that too.
I left on Friday night around midnight and drove to Toledo, OH. Got up at around...
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grrryphon:
Yeah, okay, i do have to pack but i'd like to continue our conversation sometime soon...
ummm, yeah, long story!
ummm, yeah, long story!
grrryphon:
i have a new friend! Tell me, Chris, do you IM?
i have a new friend! Tell me, Chris, do you IM? Hi
This is Chris. I'm not here right now, but please leave a message at the beep and I'll get back to you.
*beep*
This is Chris. I'm not here right now, but please leave a message at the beep and I'll get back to you.
*beep*
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itburns:
Great meeting you. Hope the drive went well, drop me a line sometime.
vuokko:
Hey Chris,
I just wanted to say "YAY KATHY LEE!!!!!!"
That's it.
~V
I just wanted to say "YAY KATHY LEE!!!!!!"
That's it.
~V