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I think it's funny that we still use paper to wipe our asses. It's 2006 and this is still the best idea we have??? How can that be?

Speaking of asses I think it's funny how often we refer to ourselves and other people via the ass. In fact "your ass" has become a typical way of just saying "you", as in, "Your ass better...
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severus:
Run! Run!
severus:
Drea wants me to say she'll be away on the countryside for a while so you know. Haha. Yep. Very important I told you that!
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good news! the wait is over! I've finally written my song about BBQ babies!

BBQ babies, so tasty a treat
BBQ babies, from head to their feet
BBQ babies, I like them crispy
BBQ babies, eat them while tipsy

I'm really talented.

Obviously
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trementina:
how are you???
I'v been so lost lately....I KNOW....

Mel Gibson hurt me really bad, yo know....I should never have loved him. Never!


luci:
you have been naughty and you havent updated!
you get the pirate ARRR!!!
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right now is the most important day in someone's life
right now is the best day in someone's life
right now someone is suffering the worst heartbreak imaginable
right now someone is dying in Iraq
right now someone is being born
right now all everyone you ever met in your life EVER is doing something
...well,except the ones that died
right now the planet is...
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severus:
Now - I - sent YOU an email. eeek
peachass:
yep i think i may be abit addicted to strip clubs now.. i wanna go to another one love
hows you ?
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I remembered something worth remembering this weekend-inamely that that ce cream is always better when you buy it at a baseball game in a paper cup and eat it with a wooden spoony thing.
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tiffany:
kiss kiss
trementina:
yeah I know, I'm the queen of the party...I'm so thrilled that they prepared all those fireworks just for my arrival, you know....
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$19.99

In case you wanted to budget your budget it costs $19.99 to watch God create the universe, the Angels heavenly battle and Lucifer's fall, Jesus' birth, life, death and resurrection and eventual defeat of Satan-all in the Miracle Theater at 2046 Parkway in Pigeon Forge, TN.

Or you can go across the street to the Comedy Barn to see the best "family comedy" around....
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k_kat:
Thanks for the sweet words. I guess I just think I used to be a better person long ago. Or maybe I'm confusing naiveness with kindness.
maxi:
You left me soooo many comments, thanks you sweetie, it came out just like i described, right?
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I leave for a 13 hour drive to Dollywood in Gatlinburg, TN soon. Yes, Dollywood-as in Dolly Parton's theme park.

Be jealous.

Have a great, great weekend everyone. Happy 4th!
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severus:
Yep!

And I'm OK, it's so nice to have some alone time, be able to think and do stuff eh, like normal people that aren't always interrupted by crazy family. So.. it's okay. Not much going on though, just movies and food and being outside, and read. Wow I just yawned and it's not even 9 pm yet, what the fuck? Oh, and did I tell you Bruce is coming back to Sweden in October and the tickets are released the 10th, but eh, I have NO money for that right now, good timing and all right after the dentist-hell bill. Yeah.
severus:
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Just think-right now somewhere in the world:

* some kid is getting caught watching porn for the first time

* someone is doing the dumbest thing they've ever done in their life and screwing themselves up royally becuase of it.

* someone is desperately trying to find drugs.

* someone is crying because someone has left them

* someone else is trying desperately to leave...
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maxi:
I am desperatly trying to find drugs to go with my Bologna!
Le BOk bok
luci:
aww thank you !
you are truly the sweetest eveh~
how has your week been going?
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Two posts back I talked about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s article in Rolling Stone about the real, indisputable evidence that the 2004 election was stolen. You can hear him talk about it on his radio show "Ring of Fire"

Click the free podcast Ring of Fire homepage linked below. It's well worth it. Robert F. Kennedy was one of my heroes growing up. I had...
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testykitten:
awesome! i never got to go- just passed by and stared longingly out the window...
severus:
Now you know his name is BRAD DICK and nothing else. He knows it. When he's been in Sweden he's sure been told about it and laughed at it. And yes, I know what you're talking about even though it was a long time I was in such a rut. It can be boring. But it's OK. Not terrible, but not really exiting. Any fun things coming up then?
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Yesterday, June 5, 2006 was the 25th Anniversary of the scientific discovery of what we would later know to be AIDS. The disease has killed an estimated 25 million people since then. In this country alone it has killed and estimated 300,000. The vast majority of these people have been gay men.

So how does George Bush mark this anniversary? What does he do on...
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severus:
manko:
Hiya love! that cab story you posted in my journal has become an ongoing anecdote with which me and my friends illustrate life now. Much thanks. It's like finding a word for a very complicated affair that you didn't have in your vocabulary before... priceless.
Hope you're well hun.
Mxxx