For those wondering, here are some completely random facts about myself:
1. I have a strange, inexplicable dislike for perfectly harmless words like "delicious". I don't know why. As a matter of fact I usually don't like hearing food described. Again, I have no idea why.
2. I've had 12 broken bones, but oddly all on the left side of my body.
3. This is...
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Either as a kid you had a pack a day smoking habit. And as a result - no taste buds and would eat anything.
or
Your mum was a really bad cook and you couldn't taste the difference.
or
You were a greedy guts as a kid and your dad thought it would be funny to see if you'd eat it.
I like to think your dad has a sense of humor
I heard a story from a friend where a couple of nurses in hospital put shaving cream on top of a custard tart to see if he would eat it. He was a big boy with a big appetite. And yes he ate it without question. What funny bitches hey? Gotta love nurses!
Whatever the case thats gross!
And I bet you use it as an excuse not to do the dishes these days.
"No, I can't do the dishes. I have a detergent phobia. You see as a kid..........."
meh. its super cold here right now so naked is limited...