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Once my father put detergent in the leftover ABCs and 123s that were still in the pot and I didn't know and I ate them and I threw up.
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jazz:
Ok, thats yuck!

Either as a kid you had a pack a day smoking habit. And as a result - no taste buds and would eat anything.
or
Your mum was a really bad cook and you couldn't taste the difference.
or
You were a greedy guts as a kid and your dad thought it would be funny to see if you'd eat it.

I like to think your dad has a sense of humor wink


I heard a story from a friend where a couple of nurses in hospital put shaving cream on top of a custard tart to see if he would eat it. He was a big boy with a big appetite. And yes he ate it without question. What funny bitches hey? Gotta love nurses!

Whatever the case thats gross!

And I bet you use it as an excuse not to do the dishes these days.
"No, I can't do the dishes. I have a detergent phobia. You see as a kid..........."



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nikoll:
that sounds awesome!

meh. its super cold here right now so naked is limited...

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"I don't know what I've been told, but people that woman ain't got no soul"

So I went to see Madonna on Saturday night at the Izod Center in East Rutherford, NJ for the beginning of her American tour. I want to say this first: I love Madonna. I've always loved Madonna. I have every album (except the last 2), I've seen her live twice...
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hayden:
YOU'RE THE BEST!!!!!!!!
emi:
BWAHAHAHA!
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I had jury duty yesterday and the trail I was put on was a murder case. A GANG murder case on that. A gang called The Latin Kings apparently killed a guy in some drug deal gone bad. Cool!

I got up and screamed "GUILTY!" and they were like "Um...we haven't started yet." Then I got up and screamed "NOT GUILTY! THE FUCKING MAN MADE...
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squee:
Fingers crossed there'll be something soon!
lexie:
kiss
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Leave me alone! I'm working on my string theory.

Ok that's not true. But I'm thinking about time and I find time interesting. Mostly because I have no idea what the fuck scientists are talking about. Did you know that time moves slower closer to the ground than it does in space? What the fuck?

I'll tell you what made me think of time: Sarah...
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zepp:
thank you so so much!!!!
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Ok I'm obsessed. Seriously.

Last night I was dreaming about how Barack Obama should be responding to John McCain and Sarah Palin. For real. In my dream Obama was on stage saying "John McCain was involved in the Keating 5 scandal that cost this country almost a billion dollars in taxpayer buyouts. John McCain has had closer ties to lobbiests and corporate interests than almost...
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lexie:
kiss thats just not the way the world works
jaie:
aww.. i missed you too ofcoarse wink
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This is the story of me and SG.

I joined 4 or 5 years ago and made some great friends. I lived with a few of them as a matter of fact. It changed my life in some ways. Bla bla bla. Wo cares?

But then the scene kinda changed here. It used to be a place were I would sign on every day and...
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jazz:
Hi you,

Thought I'd drop in on SG and see what was happening.

Re your your Q, see my page. Thats what's inspiring me right now.


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I just want you all to know that if I'm selected to run as Vice President with Obama I won't forget you. You guys mean a lot to me.

However, if I'm selected to run with McCain I plan on forgetting everyone I know.


jaie:
I'd vote for you wink
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To Do List:

1. Grocery shopping

2. deliver the head of Sancho Padillo to the rebels and collect my reward in shiney silver.

3. get brakes looked at.

4. Write that Opera based on the life of Fat Albert

5. burn my enemies to cinders and choke the rivers of Americas with the ranks of their dead.

6. feed the cat.



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lizardam:
Thanks so much. He has gotten most of it back, so we will see.

The set isn't of me... rather by me. Model credit will go to her.
annika:
Thank you! xoxxox
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For those wondering, here are some completely random facts about myself:

1. I have a strange, inexplicable dislike for perfectly harmless words like "delicious". I don't know why. As a matter of fact I usually don't like hearing food described. Again, I have no idea why.

2. I've had 12 broken bones, but oddly all on the left side of my body.

3. This is...
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nomia:
Thank you for your comment smile.. How are you?
adora:
Thank you darlin'. I'm a huge nerd and made a little gravestone for him and everything, haha.
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I'd like to ask you all to get my name tattooed on your ass. In big block letters. Across both cheeks. My name is Chris, by the way.

I know it would be helpful if my name had an "o" in it but what can you do.

Thank you all. I wanna see pictures.

Have a great weekend.

xoxo
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severus:
Wake up Mr pass out!
severus:
I already tattooed your name on my ass years ago, by the way.