Wanna hear a confession?
I work with a girl named Vanessa. Vanessa is young, fresh faced, always smiling, enthusiastic, a total go-getter, and sometimes dresses like Blossom. She always has a cheery "Good morning" for everyone as she races by on her razor scooter with the basket on front (don't ask) and she loves to make sure that everyone is having a great day.
I want to stab Vanessa in the leg with a pair of scissors. Really badly.
I know that makes me a terrible person. I know it does. It would be like stabbing a Care Bear. But I can't help it. And I don't want to hit a tendon or anything. I don't want to do any permanent damage. I'm not a MONSTER for godsake.
I just want to stab her with a pair of scissors. I can't help it.
I work with a girl named Vanessa. Vanessa is young, fresh faced, always smiling, enthusiastic, a total go-getter, and sometimes dresses like Blossom. She always has a cheery "Good morning" for everyone as she races by on her razor scooter with the basket on front (don't ask) and she loves to make sure that everyone is having a great day.
I want to stab Vanessa in the leg with a pair of scissors. Really badly.
I know that makes me a terrible person. I know it does. It would be like stabbing a Care Bear. But I can't help it. And I don't want to hit a tendon or anything. I don't want to do any permanent damage. I'm not a MONSTER for godsake.
I just want to stab her with a pair of scissors. I can't help it.
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also, im working on my pictures since you say I don't look as good in pictures as I do in real life