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Monday Feb 22, 2010

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Wanna hear a confession?

I work with a girl named Vanessa. Vanessa is young, fresh faced, always smiling, enthusiastic, a total go-getter, and sometimes dresses like Blossom. She always has a cheery "Good morning" for everyone as she races by on her razor scooter with the basket on front (don't ask) and she loves to make sure that everyone is having a great day.

I want to stab Vanessa in the leg with a pair of scissors. Really badly.

I know that makes me a terrible person. I know it does. It would be like stabbing a Care Bear. But I can't help it. And I don't want to hit a tendon or anything. I don't want to do any permanent damage. I'm not a MONSTER for godsake.

I just want to stab her with a pair of scissors. I can't help it.
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succor:
wow im like totally shocked. I had no idea. Well congrats to you on pure awesomeness! I bet it takes alot out of you, it sounds like most of the wiehg tis on your shoulders..and having vanessa aorund sure does not help any wink
Feb 28, 2010
lexie:
have me stab her, then you won't feel so bad.

also, im working on my pictures since you say I don't look as good in pictures as I do in real life wink
Feb 28, 2010

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