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Tuesday Oct 13, 2009

Oct 13, 2009
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My Brazilian sort of roommate, Leticia, had a friend in from Brazil this weekend. He was a little guy named Renaldo, and he got drunk VERY easily when we took him out to show him the city on Friday night. He tried hitting on girls with the following lines (and a Brazilian accent):

"you girls should come over here by me, because I just farted over there by you"

"How much does the polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice"

we cut him off after 3 drinks. and he was still hanging out the window of my car on the way home.

good times.
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