Ok, so there's a new hot pretzel store in my town. I'm obsessed. I mean, I go like 3 times a week.
The thing is that they're not part of a chain or anything. And they give HUGE hot pretzels for $2! $2!!!
The thing is that I'm worried that they won't be around very long. This is no time to start a new business. I drive by just to see if it looks busy. I'm all insecure. It's like I'm in a new relationship. I go in and ask them if they're doing ok. I actually went in and told them that they should raise their prices because I need them to stick around and they are giving up WAY too much pretzel for $2.
I need help.
The thing is that they're not part of a chain or anything. And they give HUGE hot pretzels for $2! $2!!!
The thing is that I'm worried that they won't be around very long. This is no time to start a new business. I drive by just to see if it looks busy. I'm all insecure. It's like I'm in a new relationship. I go in and ask them if they're doing ok. I actually went in and told them that they should raise their prices because I need them to stick around and they are giving up WAY too much pretzel for $2.
I need help.
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squee:
Mmmmm, they sound yummy. Look on the bright side, if they went out of business, you could buy all their stuff and make your own ones all day every day!
squee:
Can your first mission be starting up a business over here, we don't get them over here really