bedheadchicken

So I get this call on Friday from this girl Jen who I know. Jen lives in PA but she was gonna be in NY for the night. She was going to a birthday party in Williamsburg or something and asked me to stop by. I didn't really want to go (because I'm lazy) but Jen is one of those people who I keep saying "we should totally do something next time you're in NY" to. And here she was so I had no excuse.

So I get to the building, get buzzed in and walk into an apartment where EVERYONE is in a blonde wig. "I'm missing something" I thought to myself. Jen walked up to me dressed as Madonna in her "Material Girl" video and gave me a hug. Then it finally dawned on me-EVERYONE was dressed as Madonna. There was "Whose That GIrl" Madonna and Cowboy Madonna and "Dick Tracy" Madonna. It was mostly gay men in drag, of course. One guy was dressed as Courtney Love, in defiance, which I thought was hysterical. I, of course, had no Madonna costume so I just told people I was Sean Penn.

Then I went into the kitchen and saw a guy (yes, guy) dressed as "Sex Book" Madonna-which meant that he was naked except for a wig and high heels.

Madonna does not have a prince albert. OR a penis. this was a bad costume. And his naked ass was next to open alcohol. that's a fire hazard!

I find this lack of attention to detail unacceptable.