bedheadchicken

I was helping my friend Rachel move on Sunday. First of all let me tell you that asking someone to help you move is the ULTIMATE favor you can ask. I don't think asking someone to bring your child to term in some sort of in vitro fertilization program is as big a favor as asking someone to help you move. It's a major pain in the ass.

That said, it's Sunday morning and we're moving. The U Haul is parked on Wall Street right outside her building. I come out with a cart fill of boxes to see Rachel's ass sticking out of the back of the U Haul. She's arranging something in the back. And a car full of Japanese businessmen had pulled up behind her and they were all taking pictures of her ass. All of them. So I put my boxes down and just gave them a look. Sheepishly they put their cameras down and started walking away from the car. I noticed, however, that they were parked right in front of a fire hydrant.

"Hey!" I yelled. "You can't park there!"

They all looked at me blankly, then at each other. English was clearly not their strong suite. So I pointed to the fire hydrant and shook my head "no". Still blank stares. Then I mimed writing a parking ticket. One by one they began nodding in understanding. They huddled together, and then in very broken, accented english one of them said to me "Mind your business".

Then they took more pictures of Rachel's ass and walked away.